Unpopular girls have been drunk, if at all, one or two times during their unpopular lifetimes. Though not ever having engaged in alcohol consumption does cause them an adequate amount of sadness, the actual act of drinking seems, to them, anti-climactic. They do not make any grave "mistakes" that they will regret the following morning and for the rest of their lives, and they feel approximately the same amount of stupid and giggly that they usually do, though just with an added degree of nauseous.
The best thing you can do if you encounter a drunk unpopular girl is pork her, because then she can not only have a new life-experience to blog about and a new reason to attend therapy, but the feeling that she's reached a new plateau of normalcy. When in reality, she was just kind of tipsy and kept telling you to "rub one out".
2 comments:
oh, man. I am such an unpopular girl.
and I gotta stop telling people to rub one out!
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