Things They Like #3: Obscure Shit

"Obscure shit" is the life-essence of unpopular girls. Without it, their existences would be devoid of meaning. One of their favorite bands being heard on the radio, or one of their favorite films getting an Oscar nomination could potentially cause weeks, or even month(s) of crying, and reminding everyone that they knew them way back when.

And if Oprah recommends one of their favorite books -- oh man, you better call that suicide hotline.



Apart from spending hours watching television on the internet, one of unpopular girls' most coveted activities is battling each other at who knows the most obscure band. The top contenders are groups that don't even have myspaces yet, but mention Ethan Fogus, and even the least popular girl will have to admit that you've won.