Monday, September 8, 2008

Things They Like #7: Bands with Absurdly Long Names


Having an absurdly long name is a hallmark of obscure bands. Unpopular girls love this because it ensures a lack of mainstream appeal, by being too long to say in one breath on the radio, and by requiring a "..." on an rPod.

Unpopular girls also love turning unreasonably long names into acronyms. That's probably why they're so unpopular.

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