Things They Don't Like #2: Getting Drunk

Unpopular girls have been drunk, if at all, one or two times during their unpopular lifetimes. Though not ever having engaged in alcohol consumption does cause them an adequate amount of sadness, the actual act of drinking seems, to them, anti-climactic. They do not make any grave "mistakes" that they will regret the following morning and for the rest of their lives, and they feel approximately the same amount of stupid and giggly that they usually do, though just with an added degree of nauseous.

The best thing you can do if you encounter a drunk unpopular girl is pork her, because then she can not only have a new life-experience to blog about and a new reason to attend therapy, but the feeling that she's reached a new plateau of normalcy. When in reality, she was just kind of tipsy and kept telling you to "rub one out".

Things They Don't Like #1: Driving

Unpopular girls are notorious for disliking driving. It is one of the few subjects -- coupled with why they don't have a boyfriend -- which they do not enjoy discussing at length.



The main reason for this reticence, and the aversion in the first place, is because unpopular girls don't have their licenses. They have many explanations at-the-ready to rationalize this, though truly it is just because they are afraid of taking the driving test. But do not point this out to them in conversation. If you do so, they will quickly change the subject and go on a tirade about how no one listens to good music, or knows the screenwriter of their favorite film.

Instead, let them tell you why they can't drive:

-They can always just take the bus or ride their bike (and if they can't ride a bike, as some very unpopular girls can't, then they can always ask their grandma for a ride).

-They're going to live in New York so they don't need to drive anyway.

-They can't stand practicing with their parents, or vice-versa.

-If they do, their parents/siblings/friends will exploit the relationship to get rides.

Nevertheless, not-driving is very frustrating for unpopular girls when it prevents them from seeing their favorite obscure-bands-with-long-names, though that does ultimately give them another thing to complain about (what else would they need a livejournal for?).