Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Things They Like #20: Making Lists

Unpopular girls love to make lists because they have "identity problems." Thus, lists are a useful tool because unpopular girls can just memorize long sequences of things and people that they like or admire, instead of actually taking the time to analyze themselves and figure out what makes them unique. Which probably isn't much.

Also, unpopular girls would never give up an opportunity to "impress" others by reciting all of their top thirty-five favorite films, in alphabetical order, though this rarely seems to inspire the desired amount of awe.