Friday, November 12, 2010

Things They Like #14: Driving Aimlessly

Unpopular girls are, unanimously, quite the fans of aimless driving.

This provides ample time during which to do things like make inappropriate jokes without worrying about strangers overhearing, telling improvised scary stories that don't really have a climax but still end up lasting a rambling twenty minutes, and not bothering to actually have anywhere to go. Understandably, a lot of aimless drives end up at the local Denny's.



Remember, though, that the majority of unpopular girls don't actually have their licenses. This becomes troubling in the acquisition of a driver for these purposeless excursions, but once one is found, advantageous in that it often allows for the avoidance of actually paying for gas.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Things They Like #20: Making Lists

Unpopular girls love to make lists because they have "identity problems." Thus, lists are a useful tool because unpopular girls can just memorize long sequences of things and people that they like or admire, instead of actually taking the time to analyze themselves and figure out what makes them unique. Which probably isn't much.

Also, unpopular girls would never give up an opportunity to "impress" others by reciting all of their top thirty-five favorite films, in alphabetical order, though this rarely seems to inspire the desired amount of awe.