Not unpopular girls.
In terms of fashion, unpopular girls are notorious -- perhaps even more so than wearing hideous, unmatching, why-ever-did-she-ever-even-think-about-buying-that outfits -- for their love of pyjamas. Pyjamas all day long.
Grant unpopular girls one wish, and if they have already met the creator of their favorite television program, then they are going to ask that life have no dresscode, and that "I Got Ants in my Pants!" pyjama bottoms can finally count as formal wear.
PJs are so great because they are comfortable, they sometimes have deep pockets for holding things like MP3 players or pocket dictionaries, and they are loose enough to make room for any sort of body-consciousness. Like seriously, everybody basically looks like a baggy rhinoceros while wearing sweatpants.
But under no circumstance should people who enjoy donning "Juicy Suits" be considered in the same pyjama-category. That fashion statement is of an entirely different kind. Unpopular girls don't wear pyjamas with such suggestive language printed on the derriere. Unpopular girls also don't get laid.
